Splat is the sound you hear when something soft hits something hard. Think of a scoop of ice cream dropped onto your floor, a water balloon hitting your best friend, or a moth slamming into Tyra Banks's monstrous forehead. Splat! Ideas and opinions go splat too when they land and stick. I'm going to draw from experiences with the people who come, go, and stay in my life, and share the most splatworthy ones. Enjoy!
